1 00:01:41,178 --> 00:01:43,144 Confiscated. 2 00:01:43,179 --> 00:01:45,793 let me go 3 00:01:49,216 --> 00:01:55,149 My devices. 4 00:01:55,284 --> 00:01:58,893 Jacky, they caught another photographer! 5 00:02:02,186 --> 00:02:04,052 I never have peace with you, Harry! 6 00:02:04,187 --> 00:02:07,153 I didn't know people still existed interested in movie stars. 7 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:10,190 I'm not anymore. With the exception of cases in which they are accompanied by politicians. 8 00:02:10,225 --> 00:02:12,155 In this case, I left. 9 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:15,056 Don't be bad, Harry! when are you coming back 10 00:02:15,191 --> 00:02:21,020 Tomorrow, or who knows when I solve the problem with the Chinese. 11 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:26,196 Make peace soon, sweetie�� and come back to me. 12 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:29,162 Said and done! 13 00:02:29,197 --> 00:02:32,163 - Harry! - Yes dear. 14 00:02:32,198 --> 00:02:35,180 And you forgot his glasses. 15 00:04:33,281 --> 00:04:35,783 I'm leaving! 16 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,070 Catch him! 17 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:07,859 Quick! Hurry up! Let's go! 18 00:05:08,304 --> 00:05:11,452 Start at once! 19 00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:46,143 �I MISS �AND�RA 20 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:49,044 Translator: mOBY2 21 00:07:04,306 --> 00:07:08,308 Pierre, hurry! And you will be late for high school! 22 00:07:08,343 --> 00:07:11,274 - I'm coming! - and don't forget your briefcase! 23 00:07:11,309 --> 00:07:13,310 - Is the gentleman coming to have lunch? - What do we have for food? 24 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,276 The lady prepared "Paella" 25 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:18,812 - I have dinner in the morning. - Okay sir. 26 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:22,313 Pierre, I'm leaving! You will walk. 27 00:07:22,348 --> 00:07:26,061 I'm coming now! Wait for me! 28 00:07:42,321 --> 00:07:46,322 - Hello, Mr. Mayor. - Hello, Mrs. Renaud. 29 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:50,289 A busy day awaits me. All morning at the clinic, 30 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:53,326 in the afternoon, meeting with the electorate... You're going to do me a little favor. 31 00:07:53,361 --> 00:07:54,291 With pleasure, father. 32 00:07:54,326 --> 00:07:57,327 It's the first edin. I want to attack with a speech that will reach the goal. 33 00:07:57,362 --> 00:07:58,293 Only I didn't have time to write it. 34 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:01,294 You did it very good last time. 35 00:08:01,329 --> 00:08:04,330 You are very talented. It should to deal more with politics. 36 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:07,296 I will not live forever. to the red map in my briefcase. 37 00:08:07,331 --> 00:08:11,833 "Public decency", "Fight against eroticism and pornography", 38 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:16,335 "No clean citizens in one city clean", "Children are watching us"... 39 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:21,461 Short, snappy sentences. You'll see, it's very easy. 40 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,779 We bet she has no kilos? 41 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:40,344 What crap! I have to have them covered. 42 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:44,108 - It will be covered. - Well done! 43 00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:53,314 Funny! 44 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:56,465 - I'm leaving around 12. - and my classes? 45 00:09:00,352 --> 00:09:03,353 If you want a really good photo, Stop by the newspaper at 3 p.m 46 00:09:03,388 --> 00:09:04,354 And I'll make you a flawless one. 47 00:09:04,389 --> 00:09:07,320 Professor! Bye! 48 00:09:07,355 --> 00:09:09,356 what are you doing I've been waiting for you for a quarter of an hour. 49 00:09:09,391 --> 00:09:10,321 Finding my students! 50 00:09:10,356 --> 00:09:11,322 No! At 9:00 in the morning? It's something much more serious. 51 00:09:11,357 --> 00:09:13,858 I have an amazing thing. Rewrite this by the afternoon. 52 00:09:13,893 --> 00:09:16,359 I'm sorry, but he gave it to me father is already afraid of her. It's impossible. 53 00:09:16,394 --> 00:09:18,324 - You can't leave me alone! - You arrived too late. 54 00:09:18,359 --> 00:09:21,361 You always helped me. In high school, you did my homework, 55 00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:23,326 You were in the army on duty in my place, 56 00:09:23,361 --> 00:09:25,362 since I've been a journalist You rewrite my articles... 57 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:27,363 - You have no right to leave me alone. - I don't have time. 58 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:32,330 Look at these pictures. They are still wet. 59 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:36,367 I stayed all night in a pool to do them. Can you guess what article! 60 00:09:36,402 --> 00:09:38,332 And her? But why are you still following her? 61 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:40,333 It still interests people movie stars? 62 00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:43,369 Mr. Durois, Mr. Director I will call you to his office immediately. 63 00:09:43,404 --> 00:09:45,335 Okay, miss, I'm coming! 64 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:51,242 I'm counting on you. I pass by in the afternoon. Good day! Do you live with your parents? 65 00:09:55,409 --> 00:09:57,892 - Guess! - Daniel. 66 00:09:57,927 --> 00:10:00,376 - You won! - What? 67 00:10:00,411 --> 00:10:01,341 This. 68 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,639 are you crazy We are not married yet. 69 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,851 I'm going to sports class. See you at break. 70 00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:12,005 Come in! 71 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:17,330 Mr. Director... Excuse me. 72 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,902 The soles! 73 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:22,350 Sorry! 74 00:10:22,385 --> 00:10:25,886 Your colleague, Prof. Bernier, he just got sick. 75 00:10:25,921 --> 00:10:29,353 Couldn't finish correcting the works from the baccalaureate. 76 00:10:29,388 --> 00:10:30,763 I'm going to ask you to correct them yourself. 77 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,389 Thank you for your trust. 78 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,390 Do it seriously. The quality corrections will be studied and noted. 79 00:10:36,425 --> 00:10:41,357 - Your advancement depends on it. Obviously... 80 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:47,395 By the way, Monsieur Durois, teach somehow sex education courses? 81 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:49,361 No, Mr. Director. 82 00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:53,397 Then avoid "practice" inside the school. 83 00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:56,363 We're almost engaged, Mr. Director. 84 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:58,364 Even if you are married, it would be the same thing. 85 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:01,400 Don't make me punish you. I don't think your father would appreciate it. 86 00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:03,366 No, not at all. 87 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:07,403 The students are waiting for you. Give me the works quickly. 88 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:09,720 After correcting them... 89 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:12,584 Oh yes, sorry! 90 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,283 The soles, Monsieur Durois! 91 00:11:56,422 --> 00:11:57,387 Good day! You may take a seat. 92 00:11:57,422 --> 00:12:02,389 F belongs to B F P=ex sin y... 93 00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:09,427 The first interval will be 0 and 2pi, from where it results F=e - cos x - sin x, 94 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:15,395 and derivative� =. 95 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,395 I draw the trigonometric circle... 96 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:20,397 This derivative is canceled by values of pi which is equal to x/4. 97 00:12:20,432 --> 00:12:22,711 We deduce the picture the following variations... 98 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:29,435 F=cos 2x, x increases and decreases, increases and decreases. 99 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:34,437 M= F sin pi/4, i.e. radical of pi/2... 100 00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:38,404 aF = 1/2=-2m. 101 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:44,941 Don't forget the second part! Pi/4, ha�ur�m... 102 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:51,444 Don't forget the a here a b u sin X 2. 103 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,409 Has everyone misunderstood? 104 00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:57,446 Excuse me sir, the function is integrable according to Newman's theory in the interval AB? 105 00:12:57,481 --> 00:13:00,412 - Of course! Yes. - Okay sir. 106 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,230 You have 30 minutes and prove the converse theorem. 107 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,140 Thank you! 108 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:13,994 On the seats! 109 00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:17,443 Breathe! 110 00:14:17,478 --> 00:14:21,445 On top! Take a deep breath! 111 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:32,484 suck your belly put your shoulders down, get down! 112 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,450 On the peaks, climb up, get down! 113 00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:42,488 Keep going! on the tops put your shoulders down, breathe! 114 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:45,289 Head up! 115 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:57,459 Get up! 116 00:14:57,494 --> 00:14:59,460 You can sit down! 117 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:03,406 Monsieur Durois, they are left some work in my office. 118 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:31,463 Be discreet, Mr. Durois! Much more discreet! 119 00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,850 Work! 120 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,465 Quick! 121 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:58,277 I found the pictures! 122 00:17:02,579 --> 00:17:06,510 Help me! 123 00:17:06,545 --> 00:17:10,547 I don't like this! You are completely crazy. 124 00:17:10,582 --> 00:17:12,513 It's break, we can have fun. 125 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,513 Not in front of my students. I can see us. 126 00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:17,049 Monsieur Durois loses his dignity... How funny! 127 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:19,550 - I don't think it's funny at all. - Help me! 128 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:23,517 - Nevermind! - Only for one move. 129 00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:26,553 The director told me to be more discreet as far as our relationship is concerned. 130 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,554 We are not married yet. And even get married... 131 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,520 Okay, we're not getting married! 132 00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:34,556 - Daniel, what are you saying? - We are not getting married! 133 00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:37,557 - Don't be serious! - You are too serious! 134 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:41,920 Daniel! 135 00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:50,062 Wait for me! 136 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,528 I'm wrong! 137 00:17:51,563 --> 00:17:54,852 Daniel! Let me talk to him! 138 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:04,568 How about we change the files? 139 00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:07,108 Wait, take this! 140 00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:14,537 - What exactly do you expect from me? - To be freer, to move! 141 00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:17,573 I want to have a husband who will provide for me a certain form of fantasy. 142 00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:21,575 If so, I will come to class in a pink tuxedo with sequins, 143 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:24,093 with a clown nose And with pockets full of confetti. 144 00:18:24,128 --> 00:18:26,853 I will also talk to my students about green and dry. 145 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,578 I can even dance to pop music with the director, if you want. 146 00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:32,579 - It's not enough. - No? Not! 147 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:37,178 But I'm not a clown! 148 00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:48,313 Finally, you are funny. 149 00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:59,555 Well! You were kidding, right? 150 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:04,592 If you were a little tight-lipped, maybe you would have realized it. 151 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:09,354 Professor, we are being watched! 152 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:14,596 - See you tonight? - Agreed. 153 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,599 Be careful! It's coming! 154 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,567 U and V appear in the image of F, whatever it is lambda and miu... 155 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:37,605 so the image of F is a vector subspace of R' and so on... 156 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,571 Do you understand? 157 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:42,792 Take a sheet of paper and prove the converse theorem. Thank you! 158 00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:14,137 Sit back! 159 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,586 are you done 160 00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:19,622 Hurry up! I am expected at the municipal theater, 161 00:20:19,657 --> 00:20:23,146 at the other end of the city. 162 00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:46,222 I'm missing a little. Go on without me. 163 00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:01,638 Daniel, please lend me your car! 164 00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:03,604 - Now?! - Yes, it's urgent. 165 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,640 Dad left for work which I had to correct 166 00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:09,607 or with the article... or Patrick... I don't know anymore. 167 00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:13,643 How his speech is to me And he must... Please, it's urgent! 168 00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:15,609 But they took his license three months ago. 169 00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:17,645 Yes, but I'll give it to me tomorrow. What does it matter a day earlier? 170 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,965 - Daniel, please! - Okay. Take care! 171 00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,936 what are you doing you idiot 172 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:57,626 We are convinced that you will grant it your trust again 173 00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:03,663 Mr. Hubert Durois, our mayor, right here, who did so much 174 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:07,665 to restore our city's dignity, cleanliness and safety 175 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,666 in the spirit of tradition history of our city. 176 00:22:11,701 --> 00:22:14,377 Mr. Hubert Durois! 177 00:22:40,678 --> 00:22:45,680 Dear friends, we will not be able to never emphasized enough 178 00:22:45,715 --> 00:22:50,647 the importance of morality in public and family life. 179 00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:59,256 In this world, where the butt is the queen and even the queens show... 180 00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:23,660 Mr. Patrick Benaudin, please? 181 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:27,196 Excuse me! With Mr. Patrick Benaudin, please? 182 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:30,465 - What are you looking for here? - What about you? 183 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,699 Did you hear, I'm looking for Mr. Patrick Benaudin. 184 00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:36,665 - and us. - He wants to take our photos. 185 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,679 I was telling the ladies that the gentleman is not here. 186 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,702 He's off filming. 187 00:23:40,737 --> 00:23:44,721 He didn't give you an orange folder like this one? Please! 188 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:48,705 No, he didn't stop by. I'm just I don't think it's coming back. 189 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:53,707 Keep it, it's for him. Goodbye! 190 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:56,673 - Do you have a car? Yes, why? 191 00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,709 - Are you taking us to the movies? - I know where they take place. 192 00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:00,674 Five minutes from here! 193 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:02,210 You are my students. Not even a word! 194 00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,676 - Come on, please! - I said no! 195 00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:05,676 don't worry, classes are over. 196 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:08,713 - Now turn right. - But this is the way to high school. 197 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,714 - Let's go through fa��. - Isn't there another way? 198 00:24:11,749 --> 00:24:13,680 - No. - But I can see us! 199 00:24:13,715 --> 00:24:16,681 I imagine her face to the director if he sees us! 200 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:19,682 And with a master's degree, on top of that! and during classes. 201 00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:23,719 - He will imagine many things. - what if the sports teacher sees us? 202 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,971 - Done, get down! - No, go ahead! I have an idea. 203 00:25:11,773 --> 00:25:14,704 Help! 204 00:25:14,739 --> 00:25:18,740 There are two policemen in the water! on this side! 205 00:25:18,775 --> 00:25:20,706 The gendarmes! 206 00:25:20,741 --> 00:25:25,743 We, when we opened the doors... 207 00:25:25,778 --> 00:25:27,709 Documents under control! 208 00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:30,710 Yes! Five seconds! We are coming! Quick, in the car! 209 00:25:30,745 --> 00:25:33,746 Present the documents! It will cost you dearly! come back! 210 00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:39,808 I order you to return! 211 00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:49,718 before starting, I would like to explain them a little 212 00:25:49,753 --> 00:25:53,754 to our journalist and photographer friends the double I'm filming. 213 00:25:53,789 --> 00:25:59,722 I say it is the most picturesque, 214 00:25:59,757 --> 00:26:03,723 the most dynamic And more special from my film. 215 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:07,760 And maybe the most difficult, because I will not be able to repeat this double. 216 00:26:07,795 --> 00:26:09,726 I will tell you later... 217 00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:16,728 The station you see will jump in the air. 218 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:20,765 We have ten rooms. I will see four, but they are ten. 219 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,731 So, I can cut and paste. 220 00:26:23,766 --> 00:26:30,268 And the Indians come, they surround the station And they are preparing to blow it up. 221 00:26:30,303 --> 00:26:36,771 At the station, Jaky is the protagonist. She sees the Indians, comes out with a rifle, 222 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:42,739 start shooting kill about 50 Indians... 223 00:26:42,774 --> 00:26:47,484 Finally, an Indian with an arrow... She dies too. 224 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,951 Finish it! I don't see anything. 225 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:56,779 Take the road on the right. It's a short tour. 226 00:26:56,814 --> 00:27:01,746 Is everyone ready? 227 00:27:01,781 --> 00:27:05,783 - Bunny, are you ready? - Yes, when you want, Claudio. 228 00:27:05,818 --> 00:27:07,749 - Can we start? - Yes. 229 00:27:07,784 --> 00:27:15,787 Is everyone ready? Calm down then! Absolutely quiet! 230 00:27:15,822 --> 00:27:19,753 Motor! 231 00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:24,790 Is it being filmed? Do you hear the noise? Yes, it is being filmed. 232 00:27:24,825 --> 00:27:28,429 - Is it being filmed? - Yes, I'm waiting. Action! 233 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,949 what does he do 234 00:28:07,807 --> 00:28:10,774 It's good! It's good! 235 00:28:10,809 --> 00:28:15,522 - Are you sure he's over there? - Yes, go ahead. 236 00:28:23,814 --> 00:28:28,816 What's with that car? Who is the idiot who entered the field with the car? 237 00:28:28,851 --> 00:28:33,777 Look, a c�su��! We go there. 238 00:28:34,853 --> 00:28:39,785 Move on! 239 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,786 I will stop there to ask 240 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:45,823 What is happening? What is that car doing in the field? 241 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,861 I'm looking for Patrick. 242 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,791 Go away! 243 00:28:54,826 --> 00:28:58,828 It ruined my scene! Damn it! Moron! 244 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:02,829 Wait there! what are you doing there 245 00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:05,339 I think we are disturbing. 246 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:38,107 Patrick's car! Grab the wheel! 247 00:29:38,108 --> 00:29:40,196 I'm coming right away! 248 00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:44,811 Yes, it's cool! 249 00:29:44,846 --> 00:29:47,812 If I catch the moron at... 250 00:29:47,847 --> 00:29:54,306 It ruined my movie! Catch him! Look at the car! 251 00:29:54,885 --> 00:29:56,851 I crush him! I strangle him! 252 00:29:56,886 --> 00:29:57,816 Break his neck! 253 00:29:57,851 --> 00:29:59,817 Is the lady changing now? 254 00:29:59,852 --> 00:30:01,853 No, we're leaving! I will change at home. 255 00:30:01,888 --> 00:30:05,400 Find it now! 256 00:30:09,856 --> 00:30:12,857 The poor thing! I wouldn't want to be in his place. 257 00:30:12,892 --> 00:30:14,748 If Claudio catches him... 258 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:42,834 What is happening? 259 00:30:42,869 --> 00:30:44,870 And did you forget to empty the bathtub? 260 00:30:44,905 --> 00:30:47,013 I left quickly. 261 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:26,418 - Good evening, madam. - Thank you. 262 00:33:14,964 --> 00:33:17,931 I have been waiting for three hours. I'm fed up! 263 00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:20,897 We will open the door for him! 264 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,933 It's blocked. I don't understand. He had nothing in the afternoon. 265 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,951 Of course, he was hit. Look, it's bent! 266 00:33:26,986 --> 00:33:29,935 - I didn't do that. - But you have muscles! 267 00:33:29,970 --> 00:33:30,901 Ready! Ready! 268 00:33:30,936 --> 00:33:34,937 I only have two hours left. 269 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:36,410 It should be! 270 00:33:43,976 --> 00:33:46,907 Ready! 271 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,908 It smells like pork, don't you think so? 272 00:33:49,943 --> 00:33:51,944 It comes from the kitchen. We have barbecues tonight. 273 00:33:51,979 --> 00:33:53,950 Good! 274 00:35:03,973 --> 00:35:06,065 is anyone here 275 00:35:22,942 --> 00:35:24,026 is anyone here 276 00:35:36,506 --> 00:35:37,935 is anyone here 277 00:35:58,143 --> 00:36:00,361 is anyone here 278 00:36:05,347 --> 00:36:08,756 Excuse me! 279 00:36:30,007 --> 00:36:36,009 Go to sleep, beautiful cat! 280 00:36:36,044 --> 00:36:38,516 Go to bed! 281 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,835 Minnow, come! 282 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:20,712 I can talk to Harry Welsinger, please? 283 00:37:24,028 --> 00:37:26,029 Gentlemen, as I told you, the problems of this country are of great importance. 284 00:37:26,064 --> 00:37:29,030 After the last meeting with the press, it was decided that... 285 00:37:29,065 --> 00:37:30,031 Mr. Welsinger, it's for you. 286 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:33,032 - The president! - No, it's Jacky. 287 00:37:33,067 --> 00:37:34,998 Excuse me, it's Jacky. 288 00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:38,534 - Hello, Harry! I'm Jacky. - What happened? 289 00:37:38,569 --> 00:37:41,803 I have you to tell him good night, honey 290 00:37:41,838 --> 00:37:45,002 But you get it what is 8 o'clock in the morning? 291 00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:49,038 I've told him this a hundred times, that there is a time zone difference. 292 00:37:49,073 --> 00:37:51,556 It does not enter his head at all. 293 00:37:51,591 --> 00:37:54,005 Of course you bother me. 294 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,006 I'm in the middle of an important one peace conferences. 295 00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:01,043 I need to get a signature Before the next bomb falls on us. 296 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:06,010 - Harry, I'm bored. - Are you alone? 297 00:38:06,045 --> 00:38:08,046 Well chosen. Who do you think? what could i be 298 00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:09,011 I asked too... 299 00:38:09,046 --> 00:38:11,012 Another night with sleeping pills... 300 00:38:11,047 --> 00:38:16,049 Don't take any pills, read something! "War and Peace" for example. 301 00:38:16,084 --> 00:38:19,050 I read that book. I've read it a thousand times. 302 00:38:19,085 --> 00:38:23,017 Read it one more time. 303 00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:27,992 You are still in the conference is it late at this time? 304 00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:35,952 I just wanted to give her a kiss. 305 00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:08,421 Excuse me! 306 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,211 On him, Minou! 307 00:39:19,385 --> 00:39:25,041 Stop it! 308 00:39:25,076 --> 00:39:28,077 It's a word if I say, And it jumps on you. 309 00:39:28,112 --> 00:39:29,095 Don't move! I call the police. 310 00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,604 But I'm not a ho�! 311 00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:32,044 But what are you, a journalist? 312 00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:35,080 No, I'm a math teacher at Bernadette College. 313 00:39:35,115 --> 00:39:38,081 My father is a deputy, mayor, surgeon. 314 00:39:38,116 --> 00:39:39,047 Because of Patrick! 315 00:39:39,082 --> 00:39:41,083 He left with the works from the baccalaureate, father, with... 316 00:39:41,118 --> 00:39:44,929 It doesn't matter! And I stayed with the speech. 317 00:39:45,064 --> 00:39:46,050 I didn't understand anything. 318 00:39:46,085 --> 00:39:51,786 Anyway, you can call the police if you want. 319 00:39:54,088 --> 00:40:02,091 - But I saw you earlier! - I was driving the yellow car. 320 00:40:02,126 --> 00:40:09,111 was that you But you are a real public danger! 321 00:40:09,146 --> 00:40:13,949 It happened recently... Can you turn off the light? 322 00:40:16,096 --> 00:40:20,098 - So, you are a math teacher... - I'm coming down to show you... 323 00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:24,117 a moment! How much does it make per square meter? 324 00:40:24,152 --> 00:40:28,101 A squared plus 2ab plus b squared. 325 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:33,419 F sin ax b y'? 326 00:40:34,656 --> 00:40:38,881 - Y= a cos ax b 327 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:43,072 can i come down 328 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:48,109 Okay, but don't forget, I say a word And Minou jumps on you. 329 00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:51,075 - Minnow? What a name! Do you really want me to tell him? 330 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:56,112 - If I say it by chance? You have no choice. It's a Greek word. 331 00:40:56,147 --> 00:41:01,304 - I only know "Niarkos". - It's the other one! 332 00:41:01,534 --> 00:41:03,793 - "Onassis"? - Yes. 333 00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:12,721 I show you my documents. 334 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,622 Pierre Durois, mathematics teacher. 335 00:41:20,657 --> 00:41:26,089 Look, you're bleeding! Come here! 336 00:41:26,124 --> 00:41:28,090 On the one hand, a hysteric who wants to kill me 337 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:30,126 on the other, two hounds following me. 338 00:41:30,127 --> 00:41:32,127 I allowed myself to throw myself in your trailer. 339 00:41:32,162 --> 00:41:35,128 I wanted to jump but I woke up in your garage. 340 00:41:35,163 --> 00:41:38,418 I didn't choose anything. It will sting you! 341 00:41:45,132 --> 00:41:47,098 Thank you very much madam, but i have to go 342 00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,133 Not! Yes, it must take a bath, you are frozen. 343 00:41:49,168 --> 00:41:52,100 - Again? - Wash your head! 344 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,560 No, you are very kind, but I am expected. 345 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:57,221 Do you want me to talk to Minou? 346 00:41:58,689 --> 00:42:03,104 Maria, I changed my mind. 347 00:42:03,139 --> 00:42:07,140 Prepare my dinner and get me a bernard suit 348 00:42:07,175 --> 00:42:11,107 a shirt and a tie. 349 00:42:11,142 --> 00:42:15,074 - The plaid suit? - Yes, yes. 350 00:42:17,144 --> 00:42:21,257 - I invite you to dinner. - No, it's impossible, because... 351 00:42:23,147 --> 00:42:25,148 You will talk to me about modern mathematics. I love math! 352 00:42:25,183 --> 00:42:31,504 I can't, I have to leave immediately. 353 00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:35,669 Okay, I'll stay for dinner. 354 00:42:35,704 --> 00:42:38,118 So, the shampoo, okay? 355 00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:44,802 - What's in your hair? - From your garage... It fell. 356 00:42:45,191 --> 00:42:46,121 I wanted to do it too math teacher. 357 00:42:46,156 --> 00:42:51,123 This will never come out. I finished with the mention. 358 00:42:51,158 --> 00:42:54,159 - Well done, I didn't have a mention. - You don't have to cry about it. 359 00:42:54,194 --> 00:42:59,178 - I'm not crying, it's because of the shampoo. - Okay, I'll try something else. 360 00:42:59,213 --> 00:43:04,163 But you have to leave it at least half an hour to take effect. 361 00:43:04,198 --> 00:43:08,182 - I brought you dinner, madam. - Come in, Marie! Thank you. 362 00:43:08,217 --> 00:43:12,166 - Do you want me to gather around here? - No need. Tomorrow! 363 00:43:12,201 --> 00:43:19,186 Thank you, goodbye! Good night! 364 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:23,984 - Do you like it? - I can't wear something like that. 365 00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:27,871 To the table! 366 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:34,140 Keep laughing at me! 367 00:43:34,175 --> 00:43:36,141 I don't have a chance to have fun every evening. 368 00:43:36,176 --> 00:43:40,142 - Don't say that. - What does it say? and who says? 369 00:43:40,177 --> 00:43:44,179 - The newspapers. - Because you believe what the newspapers say. 370 00:43:44,214 --> 00:43:47,145 No, but we get an impression. 371 00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:51,147 and as far as I'm concerned, this impression reeks of scandal. 372 00:43:51,182 --> 00:43:52,803 Strange! You, math teacher, 373 00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:55,183 to buy those newspapers. 374 00:43:55,218 --> 00:44:00,150 I don't buy them, but mom or dad. 375 00:44:00,185 --> 00:44:04,187 As they read them, my eyes also fall on them by chance. 376 00:44:04,222 --> 00:44:05,152 Thanks, I don't drink alcohol. 377 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:09,055 Drink! You just don't want me to call Minou. 378 00:44:16,192 --> 00:44:20,158 - It's not bad. - Bad?! It's a '53 Rothschild. 379 00:44:20,193 --> 00:44:25,982 Returning to the newspapers, if you have them how untrue is what I'm telling... 380 00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:31,198 You must have read that I got married with a Greek shipowner and then, I left him. 381 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,163 And they? 382 00:44:33,198 --> 00:44:36,100 I will tell you how it actually happened. 383 00:44:39,201 --> 00:44:42,452 I told you my whole life. 384 00:44:42,453 --> 00:44:45,703 Now, do you understand why they hate newspapers? 385 00:44:45,738 --> 00:44:52,206 In the beginning, I answered their questions And, the next day, I was reading something else. 386 00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:54,172 Now I run away from them. Am I boring you? 387 00:44:54,207 --> 00:45:00,209 - Are you not interested in all this? - No. Yes... 388 00:45:00,244 --> 00:45:03,175 But I have to go now. 389 00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:07,212 I've been holding you for a while, but tonight, I wanted to talk to someone. 390 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:14,180 - You missed the mark. - Are you often alone? 391 00:45:14,215 --> 00:45:21,217 I love a breeze. Come, go... I never know when he's coming back. 392 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:27,208 And when he's here, he shakes all the time because of the newspapers. 393 00:45:32,257 --> 00:45:34,424 You want a car come back? 394 00:45:44,021 --> 00:45:49,025 You can't sleep there! Wake up! 395 00:46:56,290 --> 00:46:58,221 what is it 396 00:46:58,256 --> 00:47:00,257 Excuse me for waking you madam, but a gentleman wants to go out. 397 00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:03,223 - What sir? - A math teacher. 398 00:47:03,258 --> 00:47:08,225 - Please, he said. - Yes, I know. Let him pass. 399 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:14,262 - But he's wearing a suit of mine. - He will give it back or I will pay for it. 400 00:47:14,297 --> 00:47:16,228 He also has a towel on his head! 401 00:47:16,263 --> 00:47:19,229 - Take it! - Okay ma'am. 402 00:47:19,264 --> 00:47:22,266 Excuse me sir, but ma'am he wants the towel back. 403 00:47:22,301 --> 00:47:27,267 - What towel? - The one you have on your head. 404 00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:29,233 Excuse me! 405 00:47:29,268 --> 00:47:35,271 Please hurry, you're late! Thank you! Goodbye gentlemen! 406 00:47:35,306 --> 00:47:38,475 I don't think he could do that to do any harm to the little girl. 407 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:17,287 - Nervous? You seem worried. - Yes, a little. 408 00:48:17,322 --> 00:48:22,978 - Relax! - It's not easy. 409 00:48:24,342 --> 00:48:31,258 - It's my ship. - It's beautiful. 410 00:48:31,293 --> 00:48:35,294 Beautiful weather! Ideal for a little cruise. 411 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:40,261 It relaxes you. I invite you! 412 00:48:40,296 --> 00:48:43,298 You're nice, but I can't because the students are waiting for me. 413 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,264 - I'm already late. - Your students? 414 00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,300 I am a math teacher at Bernadette College. 415 00:48:48,335 --> 00:48:51,266 - A boys' high school? - No, girls. 416 00:48:51,301 --> 00:48:58,385 By girls?! What an idea! The university is emancipating itself. 417 00:49:00,339 --> 00:49:01,270 I don't know how to thank you. 418 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:05,306 Let me come and get you one evening, after classes. 419 00:49:05,341 --> 00:49:08,487 OK, thank you. Goodbye! 420 00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:16,184 The left leg... 421 00:49:35,318 --> 00:49:38,319 I asked her for more fantasy, but now you have exaggerated. 422 00:49:38,354 --> 00:49:41,338 - Do you want to be kicked out? - No no, this is not my costume. 423 00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:44,322 - But what about your head? - I didn't have time to shave. 424 00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,840 - What about your pink hair? - Pink?! 425 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:49,289 - Yes, you have pink hair. - Damn it! 426 00:49:49,324 --> 00:49:50,268 I have only one complaint. 427 00:49:50,269 --> 00:49:51,825 "Clothing outfit". of your students. 428 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:54,326 Teachers should be very rigorous in this regard. 429 00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:59,328 You don't have to worry, inspector... 430 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:02,329 - It's pink! - You must wash immediately. 431 00:50:02,364 --> 00:50:07,296 Quick! The director is coming! 432 00:50:07,331 --> 00:50:10,421 I want to introduce it to you Miss Londescque. 433 00:50:10,422 --> 00:50:12,919 I think it's here. 434 00:50:16,370 --> 00:50:18,690 No, he's not here, Inspector... 435 00:50:23,337 --> 00:50:28,304 I have to tell him an incredible story. 436 00:50:28,339 --> 00:50:31,306 Yes. You spent the night with a movie star! 437 00:50:31,341 --> 00:50:35,842 - Who told him? - Her lover. We had dinner together. 438 00:50:35,877 --> 00:50:40,344 Listen, it's true! She washed me with this shampoo. 439 00:50:40,379 --> 00:50:44,257 You are funny! You start to know how to lie. 440 00:51:03,388 --> 00:51:05,602 Where were we left? 441 00:51:09,356 --> 00:51:12,357 - Is it a new pedagogical method? - I don't doubt it. 442 00:51:12,392 --> 00:51:13,322 Seemed effective. 443 00:51:13,357 --> 00:51:16,358 Pierre Durois is one of the teachers our most promising ones. 444 00:51:16,393 --> 00:51:22,361 excuse me I have to say a few words to him. 445 00:51:22,396 --> 00:51:30,329 Monsieur Durois! 446 00:51:30,364 --> 00:51:31,329 - The works? - What works, sir? 447 00:51:31,364 --> 00:51:34,366 The ones I gave you yesterday to correct them. 448 00:51:34,401 --> 00:51:37,332 The works! I forgot them at home. 449 00:51:37,367 --> 00:51:44,747 Take advantage of the recreation and go to take them. It's urgent. Coming soon! 450 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:52,236 I'll leave you alone for a few minutes. Keep going! 451 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:00,376 I really need to talk to Patrick. It's very important. 452 00:52:00,411 --> 00:52:03,394 - Are you Pierre Durois? - Yes. 453 00:52:03,429 --> 00:52:06,378 Monsieur Pierre Durois is here. Good. 454 00:52:06,413 --> 00:52:11,181 - Is he here? - That office. Thank you! 455 00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:17,348 Come in, Monsieur Durois! 456 00:52:17,383 --> 00:52:20,884 excuse me I'm looking for your nephew. 457 00:52:20,919 --> 00:52:24,385 - The works are here. - Am I at your place? 458 00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:27,352 Look at them! 459 00:52:27,387 --> 00:52:30,388 You wrote my nephew's items? 460 00:52:30,423 --> 00:52:32,906 - Who told you? - Patrick. 461 00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:35,355 If Patrick told you... 462 00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:38,391 I am expected at school. Do you want to give me... 463 00:52:38,426 --> 00:52:41,357 You have a lot of talent, Mr. Durois. 464 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:44,393 Do you want to come work for me? I hire you. 465 00:52:44,428 --> 00:52:47,360 - You are kind, but it is impossible. - Why? 466 00:52:47,395 --> 00:52:50,396 I guarantee you will win more than in education. 467 00:52:50,431 --> 00:52:53,362 - Really? - Yes. Say how much! 468 00:52:53,397 --> 00:52:54,561 I had come to tell Patrick 469 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:57,398 that I no longer want to collaborate with your newspaper. 470 00:52:57,433 --> 00:52:58,364 Why? 471 00:52:58,399 --> 00:53:00,400 Because everything you publish it's fake, rigged, useless... 472 00:53:00,435 --> 00:53:02,365 In a word: lie! 473 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:06,402 You came here to campaign election for your father? 474 00:53:06,437 --> 00:53:10,921 - Not at all. That's what I think. - in this case explain to me. 475 00:53:10,956 --> 00:53:15,406 I wrote for Patrick an article about Jacky Logan. 476 00:53:15,441 --> 00:53:17,371 Excellent article! It will appear in the afternoon. 477 00:53:17,406 --> 00:53:26,095 It's impossible! They are only lies, which they have nothing to do with Jacky's life. 478 00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:30,929 Sir, you have a lot of knowledge of arithmetic, 479 00:53:30,964 --> 00:53:35,414 but in what concerns the private life of miss logan... 480 00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:39,380 - I know much more! - For example? 481 00:53:39,415 --> 00:53:45,629 - Where are you from? From textbooks? - I was at her house last night. 482 00:53:48,454 --> 00:53:55,782 In this case, you are much better informed than us. 483 00:53:56,457 --> 00:53:57,422 do you allow me? The students are waiting for me. 484 00:53:57,457 --> 00:54:00,388 Take a seat two seconds! 485 00:54:00,423 --> 00:54:04,425 If you want the truth to be known, you must tell me more. 486 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:06,391 Well chosen. 487 00:54:06,426 --> 00:54:08,392 I left with the three students with Daniele's car. 488 00:54:08,427 --> 00:54:13,413 I ran into the Indians who were preparing to attack the fort... 489 00:54:46,442 --> 00:54:49,443 All this has no connection with what you present to the readers. 490 00:54:49,478 --> 00:54:52,444 Sure... sure... Who will say, did you spend the night in her room? 491 00:54:52,479 --> 00:54:54,410 Yes, with her, I told you. 492 00:54:54,445 --> 00:54:57,446 between us what happened between you? 493 00:54:57,481 --> 00:54:59,412 - between us? - between you. 494 00:54:59,447 --> 00:55:01,448 - between you and who? - between you and her. 495 00:55:01,483 --> 00:55:04,414 - between her and me? - Oh, between us... 496 00:55:04,449 --> 00:55:07,450 - between you and me? - No, between you and her. 497 00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:12,417 - Nothing. - Are you sure? 498 00:55:12,452 --> 00:55:15,453 Don't forget to pass it on my greetings to your father. 499 00:55:15,488 --> 00:55:18,472 Even if we are opponents, we must not forget courtesy. 500 00:55:18,507 --> 00:55:21,456 No, wait a minute! Take a picture of it to my friend M. Durois. 501 00:55:21,491 --> 00:55:25,457 - No, please! It's ridiculous! - But please! 502 00:55:26,206 --> 00:55:28,728 Thank you. Goodbye! 503 00:56:00,471 --> 00:56:03,309 You are not too talkative. 504 00:56:13,476 --> 00:56:16,477 You could let me know when you don't come to sleep at home. 505 00:56:16,512 --> 00:56:18,443 I had no way I didn't know that... 506 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:24,057 around the elections everything is possible. 507 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:31,483 Correspondence and the newspaper, madam! 508 00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:34,171 You still have something to read. 509 00:56:40,487 --> 00:56:44,989 How can I publish such nonsense? 510 00:56:45,024 --> 00:56:49,456 and this gentleman he is my opponent. 511 00:56:49,491 --> 00:56:57,450 Tonight, I will show them what is his place, the pornocrat. 512 00:56:57,529 --> 00:57:01,460 All the stupid and scandalous gossip... 513 00:57:01,495 --> 00:57:05,462 Pierre Durois: "My crazy night with Jacky Logan" 514 00:57:05,497 --> 00:57:09,463 Pick through all the bins. And he wants to become mayor! 515 00:57:09,498 --> 00:57:16,501 In Babylon or Sodom, they would have all the chances. Mayor of Sodom... 516 00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:19,467 But I'll get that out of his head. He will see. 517 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:27,506 "A smile, a hug: he denies all his father's principles. " 518 00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,471 what is this 519 00:57:29,506 --> 00:57:35,474 I got some tics. 520 00:57:35,509 --> 00:57:39,475 You'd better control yourself. 521 00:57:39,510 --> 00:57:44,398 Because of the writing on the blackboard... I'm leaving tonight. 522 00:57:49,514 --> 00:57:53,015 - With Monsieur Durois, please! - Hello, old man! are you ok 523 00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:55,784 I want to speak to Monsieur Durois. It is very urgent! 524 00:57:55,819 --> 00:57:58,518 - It's about his son. - Yes, old man, see you tonight. 525 00:57:58,553 --> 00:58:00,519 This is not the time to joke! Do you want to give it to me... 526 00:58:00,554 --> 00:58:03,917 Yes old man, hello! 527 00:58:30,531 --> 00:58:34,532 There is no pharmacy here. First we buy, then we read. 528 00:58:34,567 --> 00:58:38,534 - Did you sell a lot? - You would be the first. 529 00:58:38,569 --> 00:58:40,885 I buy them all! 530 00:58:53,092 --> 00:58:55,305 My works! 531 00:59:07,545 --> 00:59:13,320 - Sir, is this what you are looking for? - Yes. 532 00:59:13,805 --> 00:59:17,097 50,51,52... 40 francs, sir. 533 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,180 Scalpel! 534 01:00:29,565 --> 01:00:30,044 what is it 535 01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:31,579 I'm sorry to bother you during the operation, 536 01:00:31,614 --> 01:00:32,544 but did you read the newspaper? 537 01:00:32,579 --> 01:00:34,580 - Yes, why? - Does it affect you so little? 538 01:00:34,615 --> 01:00:35,545 Explain to me! 539 01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:37,546 - It was said with us! - Why? 540 01:00:37,581 --> 01:00:40,582 - Because of your son. - Does my son appear in the newspaper? 541 01:00:40,617 --> 01:00:46,550 He didn't read it... 542 01:00:46,585 --> 01:00:51,156 I'll be back in five minutes. 543 01:00:55,623 --> 01:00:57,449 Tweezers! 544 01:01:02,643 --> 01:01:05,915 Scalpel! 545 01:01:10,063 --> 01:01:11,985 Scissors! 546 01:01:20,598 --> 01:01:23,030 Tweezers! Scissors! 547 01:01:27,636 --> 01:01:29,269 Tweezers! 548 01:01:42,607 --> 01:01:49,610 I'm too busy today. Sew it in place. I finish it tomorrow. 549 01:01:49,645 --> 01:01:53,576 Gentlemen, follow me! 550 01:01:53,611 --> 01:01:56,612 What will happen to me? We have to do something. 551 01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:59,039 - Tomorrow I will publish a debunking. 552 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,631 What debunking? 553 01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:04,581 I will say that it is about of a lie in bad taste. 554 01:02:04,616 --> 01:02:06,116 And do you think it will work? 555 01:02:06,117 --> 01:02:07,617 - Well chosen! Don't worry! 556 01:02:07,652 --> 01:02:09,583 Would like to meet. 557 01:02:09,618 --> 01:02:13,893 I have seen cases like this before. Well, the situations are not the same. 558 01:02:14,089 --> 01:02:15,145 And what about these girls? 559 01:02:15,229 --> 01:02:17,345 There are 2 girls on the street, he looks at me and laughs. 560 01:02:17,656 --> 01:02:21,587 - this is success, old man. - What success? 561 01:02:21,622 --> 01:02:24,624 Success begets success. I would like to be in your place. 562 01:02:24,659 --> 01:02:26,616 You can take my place whenever you want. 563 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:37,759 what are you doing Hello! 564 01:03:07,641 --> 01:03:09,769 Didn't you see my briefcase? 565 01:04:17,703 --> 01:04:21,635 Good! 566 01:04:21,670 --> 01:04:29,638 Let ABCD be a triangle. I draw a curve... 567 01:04:29,673 --> 01:04:34,675 Let's do it all over again! Everyone in their seats! 568 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:39,642 I want more action more nerve. 569 01:04:39,677 --> 01:04:43,679 - Jacky, are you ready, yes? - Yes. When you want, Claudio... 570 01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:47,851 Let's start, shall we? Calm down! 571 01:04:49,716 --> 01:04:51,647 Motor! 572 01:04:51,682 --> 01:04:55,521 Film me! Attention! "Calamity Jane" the seventh double. 573 01:04:55,719 --> 01:04:56,957 Action! 574 01:05:04,722 --> 01:05:06,887 Come on Jacky! 575 01:05:18,693 --> 01:05:23,660 - No! Cut! - Isn't it good? 576 01:05:23,695 --> 01:05:28,799 what are you doing my dear A little louder! 577 01:05:33,699 --> 01:05:42,202 It's very good what you're doing, very nice... We're going to draw another double, 578 01:05:42,237 --> 01:05:48,472 but this time, you have to be stronger, go hard! 579 01:05:48,507 --> 01:05:54,707 - I'm afraid it's not just. - No, they are professional stuntmen! 580 01:05:54,742 --> 01:06:00,165 - You can kill them if you want. okay? - Okay. 581 01:06:05,746 --> 01:06:08,069 Ava! 582 01:06:12,714 --> 01:06:14,680 Calm down! 583 01:06:14,715 --> 01:06:17,681 Come back, please! 584 01:06:17,716 --> 01:06:20,717 Pierre Durois: "My crazy night with Jacky Logan" 585 01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:22,314 Allow me! 586 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,722 "Calamity Jane" double eight. 587 01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:34,072 Action! 588 01:06:38,678 --> 01:06:41,524 Come on Jacky! 589 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,751 Still not good? Because I can still pull a double. 590 01:07:45,786 --> 01:07:50,718 - It's good! It's good! - Sure? 591 01:07:50,753 --> 01:07:54,417 - It's awesome! It's very good! - Too bad! 592 01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:01,774 - Did someone betray you? - Often. 593 01:08:01,809 --> 01:08:04,723 Did you trust anyone? 594 01:08:04,758 --> 01:08:07,760 You confessed to someone who will go to tell a journalist? 595 01:08:07,795 --> 01:08:11,726 You know, my secrets... 596 01:08:11,761 --> 01:08:19,469 - We will do everything we can... - For you, Mr. Wessinger. 597 01:08:19,799 --> 01:08:21,730 - The president! - No, still Jacky. 598 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,767 Harry, I'm Jacky. I can talk five minutes with you please? 599 01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,733 I'm furious! 600 01:08:28,768 --> 01:08:31,734 who was it Not another reporter? 601 01:08:31,769 --> 01:08:33,770 No, a math teacher. It's even worse! 602 01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:36,408 Miss Fechner, at the table, please! 603 01:08:44,809 --> 01:08:48,868 Draw a horizontal xy... 604 01:09:01,781 --> 01:09:07,748 - Monsieur Durois didn't come? - Yes, I was looking for... 605 01:09:07,783 --> 01:09:13,786 The briefcase you forgot. The director wants to speak to you. 606 01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:22,307 - Now? - No. Later. 607 01:09:22,342 --> 01:09:30,758 X here and y there at the end. 608 01:09:30,793 --> 01:09:33,794 I thought to take my revenge, but I'm not good at it. 609 01:09:33,829 --> 01:09:36,760 But it's a thing old as the world! 610 01:09:36,795 --> 01:09:45,309 Surprise the enemy. Do it exactly the opposite of what you are expected to do. 611 01:09:45,834 --> 01:09:52,801 ok honey Don't work too hard! Bye! 612 01:09:52,836 --> 01:09:53,767 Come in! 613 01:09:53,802 --> 01:09:59,769 Jacky, you were here! are you ready honey 614 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,805 We are ready to shoot, the whole team is waiting. 615 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,771 Wine. But call all the newspapers. Quick! 616 01:10:05,806 --> 01:10:09,808 - But you chased them all away... - To return! 617 01:10:09,843 --> 01:10:11,809 I have something very important to tell them. 618 01:10:11,844 --> 01:10:17,776 Yes, yes, as you wish! 619 01:10:17,811 --> 01:10:23,814 You are probably surprised by this unexpected press conference. 620 01:10:23,849 --> 01:10:27,815 But when a woman's heart is about to explode with happiness, 621 01:10:27,850 --> 01:10:29,781 you don't have to wonder about anything anymore. 622 01:10:29,816 --> 01:10:34,818 Sometimes I was hostile to the press, And therefore, that I may be forgiven, 623 01:10:34,853 --> 01:10:38,820 I wanted to receive them who finds out the big news. 624 01:10:38,855 --> 01:10:40,785 Who is it about? 625 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:43,822 About someone who lives In your beautiful region. 626 01:10:43,857 --> 01:10:44,787 The name! What's his name? 627 01:10:44,822 --> 01:10:50,824 Well, gentlemen, I am pleased to inform you my engagement to Monsieur Pierre Durois, 628 01:10:50,859 --> 01:10:54,343 math teacher in your city. 629 01:10:54,378 --> 01:10:57,827 - Pierre Durois, son of the mayor? - Even him. 630 01:10:57,862 --> 01:11:00,828 - Where did you meet him? - and how? 631 01:11:00,863 --> 01:11:02,794 Where? At my home. 632 01:11:02,829 --> 01:11:06,760 How? Like in a fairy tale or like in a movie. 633 01:11:07,813 --> 01:11:11,833 Since I met Pierre, I fell prey to his magnetism. 634 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:13,798 He looked at me and I shivered. 635 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:18,800 My heart understood that he is the one which every woman expects. 636 01:11:18,835 --> 01:11:23,837 But throughout your career, you met prestigious actors, 637 01:11:23,872 --> 01:11:29,357 famous athletes, you had relationships with figures from international politics. 638 01:11:29,392 --> 01:11:34,842 You recently divorced a rich man Greek shipowner. Why Pierre Durois? 639 01:11:34,877 --> 01:11:37,360 It's just a little thing math teacher. 640 01:11:37,395 --> 01:11:39,844 in love, dear lady, there is no level. 641 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:41,810 We can be famous in various ways. 642 01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:45,846 For a woman, there are other "sources" than the financial or diplomatic ones. 643 01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:46,812 Which are much more pleasant. 644 01:11:46,847 --> 01:11:49,848 You want to say that Pierre Durois it's what they call the Anglo-Saxons 645 01:11:49,883 --> 01:11:52,814 "a sex bomb"? 646 01:11:52,849 --> 01:11:55,815 A bomb doesn't explode but once, sir. 647 01:11:55,850 --> 01:12:00,352 No, Pierre is the automatic weapon type. A kind of sexual machine gun... 648 01:12:00,387 --> 01:12:04,854 See in Pierre Durois a kind of Casanova of high school education? 649 01:12:04,889 --> 01:12:08,373 Yes. It's amazing. It even has a certain perversity. 650 01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:11,857 And think about settling down in our region? 651 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:14,858 I have to ask Pierre. He will decide. 652 01:12:14,893 --> 01:12:16,382 Ask him, gentlemen! 653 01:12:16,701 --> 01:12:22,053 ask him! Thank you madam! 654 01:12:34,901 --> 01:12:38,867 Wait for me here! 655 01:12:38,902 --> 01:12:40,833 what do you want 656 01:12:40,868 --> 01:12:43,834 - Merchant of obscenities! - What does this mean? 657 01:12:43,869 --> 01:12:48,871 Nothing stops you! You are in a state of any misery. 658 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:49,837 I only published the truth! 659 01:12:49,872 --> 01:12:53,838 There is not a shred of truth This is your newspaper shit. 660 01:12:53,873 --> 01:12:58,875 - But your son himself told me! - I want a debunking, immediately! 661 01:12:58,910 --> 01:13:02,842 - Never! - You bastard! 662 01:13:02,877 --> 01:13:08,879 Illiterate! Old pervert! Perverted politician! 663 01:13:08,914 --> 01:13:11,880 - You don't publish a debunking? - Nevermind! 664 01:13:11,915 --> 01:13:15,847 Then you will eat the newspaper! 665 01:13:15,882 --> 01:13:21,884 The shitty newspaper is not that good of old Benaudin? 666 01:13:21,919 --> 01:13:25,851 Do you publish the debunking? 667 01:13:25,886 --> 01:13:31,888 But it's not good! You will have indigestion if you want to eat it all. 668 01:13:31,923 --> 01:13:35,855 Come on, a little effort! 669 01:13:35,890 --> 01:13:42,893 I finished this one. I still have some copies. 670 01:13:42,928 --> 01:13:50,413 Do you publish the debunking? 671 01:13:50,448 --> 01:13:57,864 is uncle here 672 01:13:57,899 --> 01:14:02,492 Between Jacky Logan and the mayor's son it's serious. Just confirmed. 673 01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:05,694 Shit... 674 01:14:14,905 --> 01:14:16,871 - Am I denying it? - Impossible! 675 01:14:16,906 --> 01:14:20,493 - what do we do? - I have a solution. 676 01:14:30,912 --> 01:14:34,202 I'll be back in five minutes. Go on without me. 677 01:14:40,951 --> 01:14:42,114 what about you Leave me alone! 678 01:14:42,607 --> 01:14:43,963 - Your father is looking for you. - I can't, I'm in class. 679 01:14:44,098 --> 01:14:46,503 - It's urgent. - Leave me alone! It hurts! 680 01:14:46,538 --> 01:14:49,919 - I'm warning you, it's going to happen! - scream! We'll say you're crazy. 681 01:14:49,954 --> 01:14:52,022 A sip! I'm not crazy! 682 01:15:23,968 --> 01:15:29,378 A sex bomb?! 683 01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:22,956 In what circumstances did you meet her? Jacky Logan, Mister Durois? 684 01:16:22,991 --> 01:16:25,922 I care little for Jacky Logan. 685 01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:30,364 You are of the same opinion as her when say you are an exceptional lover? 686 01:16:32,995 --> 01:16:35,832 Your students are in love of you? 687 01:16:52,003 --> 01:16:57,970 There's someone in my shower cabin! It's there! He fell! 688 01:16:58,005 --> 01:17:03,937 He was going to kill me! 689 01:17:03,972 --> 01:17:08,974 - How do you look? - I didn't see him well. 690 01:17:09,009 --> 01:17:11,941 He is! 691 01:17:11,976 --> 01:17:15,942 It's Monsieur Durois! 692 01:17:15,977 --> 01:17:21,408 What got into you? stop it! Leave me alone! 693 01:17:23,133 --> 01:17:25,957 Monsieur Durois! 694 01:17:44,236 --> 01:17:45,099 What else is new? 695 01:17:45,134 --> 01:17:46,954 Keep calm, I made it to lay hands on my son. 696 01:17:46,989 --> 01:17:50,991 Where it is now, there are few chances for the newspapers to find him. 697 01:17:51,026 --> 01:17:54,993 - You just don't have it... - What do you mean by... 698 01:17:55,028 --> 01:17:55,958 Nothing. Absolutely nothing! 699 01:17:55,993 --> 01:17:57,834 My son is in a room from this clinic. 700 01:17:57,835 --> 01:17:59,995 He needs peace and rest. 701 01:18:00,030 --> 01:18:00,960 - A very good idea! - It was my idea. 702 01:18:00,995 --> 01:18:06,068 Now if you want, we will plan our response, gentlemen... 703 01:18:35,302 --> 01:18:38,233 My love, you were here! 704 01:18:41,762 --> 01:18:44,065 Are you feeling better, my canary? 705 01:18:46,738 --> 01:18:50,861 I brought him a little surprise. Look! 706 01:18:59,018 --> 01:19:04,949 So, your wife will always be present, even when I won't be here. 707 01:19:06,056 --> 01:19:10,988 Isn't that why your Simone is missing? 708 01:19:11,023 --> 01:19:16,990 It's not like I'm giving them pleasure her angels? 709 01:19:17,025 --> 01:19:18,414 Ma'am, you got the wrong room! 710 01:19:18,415 --> 01:19:22,027 Your husband it's in the room opposite. 711 01:19:22,062 --> 01:19:24,820 Pig! 712 01:19:52,039 --> 01:19:53,302 Gentlemen, let's recap! 713 01:19:53,303 --> 01:19:57,041 We will affirm, whatever, that it is a machine 714 01:19:57,076 --> 01:19:59,007 set up by our opponent. 715 01:19:59,042 --> 01:20:02,008 Then my son will tell them everyone the truth. 716 01:20:02,043 --> 01:20:07,045 But you are sure that it did not happen something between him and that actress? 717 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:11,047 My son with a circus girl�? It's absolutely grotesque. 718 01:20:11,082 --> 01:20:14,048 She is a very beautiful woman. 719 01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:16,014 I, in his place... 720 01:20:16,049 --> 01:20:20,015 Please, we could at least let's ask him some questions. 721 01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:23,683 He knows what the truth is. So he can tell us himself. 722 01:20:23,718 --> 01:20:28,189 Good idea! Follow me gentlemen! 723 01:20:34,056 --> 01:20:36,057 - There he is! - It seems that he is in a serious condition. 724 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,023 It's a camouflage. It was my idea. 725 01:20:39,058 --> 01:20:45,060 Pierre, I and my associates we want to ask him some questions. 726 01:20:45,095 --> 01:20:47,111 He has gas. 727 01:20:52,063 --> 01:20:54,744 - Where is he? - He could go out the window. 728 01:20:54,921 --> 01:20:57,760 - We are on the fourth floor. - He could jump. 729 01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:26,046 Do you have the transport receipt? 730 01:21:31,594 --> 01:21:35,846 Where are you going? Stop it! 731 01:22:31,102 --> 01:22:34,103 But the surprise of the day was the announcement Jaky Logan's engagement 732 01:22:34,138 --> 01:22:37,122 with Pierre Durois, the son of the mayor of our town. 733 01:22:37,157 --> 01:22:40,071 The subject is very delicate and the electoral period 734 01:22:40,106 --> 01:22:43,107 which we cross makes us to respect a strict neutrality. 735 01:22:43,142 --> 01:22:46,108 However, we would be guilty if we had we would hide it from the public 736 01:22:46,143 --> 01:22:48,074 a series of disturbing events. 737 01:22:48,109 --> 01:22:52,111 The confessions of the famous star I describe Durois as an individual 738 01:22:52,146 --> 01:22:57,113 with a strange magnetism with an unbridled sexual appetite. 739 01:22:57,148 --> 01:23:00,079 But it's worse than Durois, according to some testimonies, 740 01:23:00,114 --> 01:23:04,115 He tried to "get down to business" with o young physical education teachers, 741 01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:06,081 which did not fall into their nets. 742 01:23:06,116 --> 01:23:10,118 Soon, a reporter of ours he will tell us about the break-in 743 01:23:10,153 --> 01:23:12,118 Durois's in the shower room of the girls from Bernadette's high school 744 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:16,137 which signified terror among teenage girls. 745 01:23:16,172 --> 01:23:20,087 Where will it stop? this chain of vices? 746 01:23:20,122 --> 01:23:23,123 �in some circles close to the prefecture, there's still talk 747 01:23:23,158 --> 01:23:26,141 for the violation of ten little ones from St. Marcel hospital, 748 01:23:26,176 --> 01:23:29,125 a two-year-old story, which disturbed our city. 749 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,568 and whose author he is still at large. 750 01:23:45,167 --> 01:23:49,133 Give it here! Give me Jacky! 751 01:23:49,168 --> 01:23:51,151 I'll give it to you, Mr. Verone. 752 01:23:51,186 --> 01:23:53,161 - Jacky, are you ready? - Yes. 753 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:55,101 - Can we start? - Yes. 754 01:23:55,136 --> 01:23:59,137 - Tell them to start filming. - start filming! 755 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:03,018 Is it being filmed? Action! 756 01:24:26,408 --> 01:24:28,114 - It's good, right? - Yes. 757 01:24:28,149 --> 01:24:34,966 Can you see everything? Maybe a little dust, is that good? 758 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:45,800 It's good! 759 01:24:46,156 --> 01:24:51,787 - A car is coming. - Yes, a car... a car?! 760 01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:58,126 What does this mean? Cut it! 761 01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:01,162 - Get off! - What are you doing here? It is being filmed. 762 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:06,237 Get off! I have to talk to him! Not! 763 01:25:09,580 --> 01:25:12,077 Stop it! 764 01:25:21,786 --> 01:25:22,786 Stop it! 765 01:25:43,178 --> 01:25:47,180 - It's your fault! I couldn't see anything. - How?! 766 01:25:47,215 --> 01:25:49,444 Aren't you in all the hands? 767 01:25:58,184 --> 01:26:00,685 - You will debunk everything, immediately! - Never! 768 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,151 See how nice the journalists are. 769 01:26:03,186 --> 01:26:08,153 - Why did you say all those things? - You started it! 770 01:26:08,188 --> 01:26:12,190 You will call the newspapers and tell them that nothing is true. 771 01:26:12,225 --> 01:26:15,191 On the contrary, I will tell them that you are incredibly jealous 772 01:26:15,226 --> 01:26:16,997 And that you don't want me to make a film. 773 01:26:34,234 --> 01:26:38,165 What got into you? 774 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:41,411 - What got into you? - We are engaged! 775 01:26:42,811 --> 01:26:45,703 Are you, somehow, also an exceptional lover? 776 01:27:08,247 --> 01:27:11,178 who am i 777 01:27:11,213 --> 01:27:16,215 - Newspapers, reporters, photographers... - What do we tell them? 778 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:21,217 I will tell them no nothing happened between us. 779 01:27:21,252 --> 01:27:24,308 - And just... - We're going there. 780 01:27:30,221 --> 01:27:33,222 - What got into you? - We have to keep fighting. 781 01:27:33,257 --> 01:27:36,029 Otherwise, they won't believe us. Come on! 782 01:27:47,228 --> 01:27:53,657 You will tell them that I did not sleep with you never. Did you understand? Never! 783 01:27:55,766 --> 01:28:04,234 And I'm sure you're not here because of a sick curiosity. 784 01:28:04,269 --> 01:28:07,201 You are here because you want to know the truth. 785 01:28:07,236 --> 01:28:11,202 You want to know how our opponents are they tried to harm us. 786 01:28:11,237 --> 01:28:18,409 But I prefer to give his word the one you are all waiting for, Hubert Durois. 787 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:37,247 Yes, they tried to hurt me, to destroy me, to annihilate me, 788 01:28:37,282 --> 01:28:44,215 to neutralize me, as an honest opponent? 789 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:51,753 No, they tried to attack me behind your back, slyly, 790 01:28:51,788 --> 01:28:59,256 hitting what I hold dearest, In this living symbol... 791 01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:01,977 - He exaggerates a little. - Not at all. 792 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,847 They tried to put them on the back 793 01:29:10,848 --> 01:29:16,263 my son a story with a nymphomaniac circus 794 01:29:16,298 --> 01:29:19,264 A story put together from scratch today, journalists 795 01:29:19,299 --> 01:29:22,265 more interested in selling a poorly printed paper 796 01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:24,231 than to check And respect the truth. 797 01:29:24,266 --> 01:29:29,268 My son, living symbol of virtue and temperance... 798 01:29:29,303 --> 01:29:35,253 - Your father speaks well, don't you think? - Yes. 799 01:29:35,428 --> 01:29:37,376 I'm going to see if my parents came. 800 01:29:50,276 --> 01:29:54,278 Everything I told you will be confirmed by my son himself. 801 01:29:54,313 --> 01:29:59,280 It's behind me Backstage, with his fiancee. 802 01:29:59,315 --> 01:30:02,799 Daniel!... What are you doing here? 803 01:30:02,834 --> 01:30:06,248 I finished the movie, I'm leaving. 804 01:30:06,283 --> 01:30:09,284 and as I was passing by, I wanted to say goodbye. 805 01:30:09,319 --> 01:30:11,250 You are very nice. 806 01:30:11,285 --> 01:30:16,287 - Honestly? - I don't really know how to lie. 807 01:30:16,322 --> 01:30:19,253 That's it. 808 01:30:19,288 --> 01:30:21,254 I will see his films. 809 01:30:21,289 --> 01:30:23,290 I will read them the speeches, the articles... 810 01:30:23,325 --> 01:30:33,293 - That's it. - Goodbye! 811 01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,311 I was sure! Wretched! 812 01:30:35,346 --> 01:30:37,260 Idiot, you're going to ruin everything! 813 01:30:37,295 --> 01:30:43,486 These children, living examples of a young woman... 814 01:30:48,299 --> 01:30:54,989 A young woman who refuses any scandalous manifestation... 815 01:30:59,892 --> 01:31:00,892 Stop it! 816 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:05,271 Give us a little more attention. 817 01:31:05,306 --> 01:31:09,308 A little patience and my son he himself will come to explain to you. 818 01:31:09,343 --> 01:31:12,642 In a few minutes, he will tell you... 819 01:31:15,694 --> 01:31:16,694 Dad! 820 01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:24,020 Dad! 821 01:31:36,437 --> 01:31:37,319 Dad! 822 01:31:37,354 --> 01:31:40,320 I have no wine! 823 01:31:40,355 --> 01:31:41,285 Dad! 824 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:43,321 I have no wine! 825 01:31:43,658 --> 01:31:44,862 Daddy! 826 01:31:44,863 --> 01:31:46,563 Translator: mOBY2